{"product_id":"chez-gagne-in-case-of-shitshow-glass-bottle-safety-matches-black","title":"- In Case of Shitshow - Glass Bottle Safety Matches - Blac","description":"Life’s a shitshow—might as well be prepared. Our In Case of Shitshow safety matches are the perfect blend of sass and practicality. Packaged in a sleek glass bottle with a gold lid and bold black-tipped matches, they’re ready to light up any mess (literally or figuratively).\n\nWhy customers love it:\n\t•\tWitty + relatable: The phrase says what we’re all thinking.\n\t•\tPerfectly giftable: Pair with candles, wine, or a survival-themed gift set.\n\t•\tStriking display: Black match tips give a bold, modern edge.\n\t•\tEveryday essential: Humor meets function in a chic package.\n\nBest for gifting occasions:\n\t•\tHousewarmings + hostess gifts\n\t•\tBirthdays (especially the hot messes we love)\n\t•\tHoliday stocking stuffers\n\t•\tJust-because gifts for friends who need a laugh\n\nProduct details:\n\t•\tGlass bottle with gold lid\n\t•\tSize: 1.84” x 4.75”\n\t•\tWeight: 1.8 oz\n\t•\tContains: 40 wooden safety matches with black tips\n\t•\tStriker on the side of the bottle\n\nColoring may vary slightly between production runs.\nAvailable only to U.S. retailer","brand":"Chez Gagné","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42181296193618,"sku":"MATCH003","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0284\/5193\/0194\/files\/4ff88fd1731240d5a210b4db2f151fe690e2b7e8bf41666308293c5a9c89a961.png?v=1760552569","url":"https:\/\/harper-ash.myshopify.com\/products\/chez-gagne-in-case-of-shitshow-glass-bottle-safety-matches-black","provider":"Harper + Ash","version":"1.0","type":"link"}